My little old patient waves at me yesterday from his bed, "Come here! come in here, real close!"
He peers intently at my hair and states, "Nope, no red. I need a redhead!"
Me: "Gosh what do you need a redhead for?"
Him: "I have a coldsore! If you kiss a redhead your coldsore goes away!" Dismisses me with a wave of a hand, as his daughter shakes her head and I have to hold onto the bedrails shaking with laughter.
